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Get in Touch With Me.
Call me at 405 810-8119 with any questions or to schedule an appointment.
Greg Karnes CPA
4301 NW 63rd St, Suite 200
Oklahoma City, OK 73116-1504
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Competitive Fee Structure
… but if you are looking for the cheapest fees, or obesssing about your correct pronouns or global warming, you are probably best served by looking elsewhere…
… in addition, due to an extremely busy workload, if it is absolutely critical to have a rapid turnaround in your work & you are inclined to make repeated calls to check on the status, someone else would probably suit you better …
New tax clients are expected to provide copies of their last 3 years of tax returns and provide permission to contact prior accountant to resolve any issues, if necessary.
Regretfully, I am unable to accept new clients who have unfiled prior-year’s tax returns, who are not current with all prior tax obligations, are involved in any marijuana-related business ventures, use marijuana, have any income from gambling, are personal-injury attorneys or copyright or patent trolls. Newly formed businesses are frowned upon as well.
Though not required, supporters of President Donald J. Trump, the National Rifle Association & clients who are cheerful, optimistic and NOT easily offended are generally preferred.
Absolutely NO LAZY, ECONOMICALLY ILLITERATE & GODLESS SOCIALISTS allowed beyond the front door, however!
Due to the alleged gang activity and drug dealing at the nearby Chelsea Manor Apts. & 7-11 Convenience Store, I would personally recommend "packing some heat" while in this area (and perhaps Penn Square Mall as well). Some believe the OKC Police Dept. has become wussified and are too intimidated to confront these gangbangers and put them behind bars where they rightfully belong. "Talk on the Street" seems to be that the wussification emanates from an extremely weak & naive Mayor who purportedly suffers from a severe case of "Low T," a weak City Manager, a new, effeminate-looking Police Chief, who refuses to enforce our nation's immigration laws & a Ward 6 Council Girl who took her Oath Of Office using a book on Marxism.
Calm Guide Sheet by Greg Karnes on Scribd
When you are hunting elephants, don’t get distracted chasing rabbits.
— T. Boone Pickens (@boonepickens) March 7, 2011
Good things happen when you distance yourself from negative people.
— Motivation for Life (@MotivatedLiving) February 2, 2020
Life isn't about waiting for the storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
— Inspirational Quotes (@unlockmindset) February 3, 2020
When you focus on problems, you'll have more problems. When you focus on possibilities, you'll have more opportunities.
— Motivation for Life (@MotivatedLiving) April 15, 2020
... coming from someone who should know! https://t.co/H2OwzJquyg via @TMZ_Sports
— Greg Karnes (@realGregKarnes) January 3, 2019
The duration of a mass shooting always depends on the arrival of the 2nd gun.
— longhorn_92 (@jaelvoet) December 30, 2019
And Democrats want to ban you from protecting yourself. Remember that next time you vote. pic.twitter.com/7N6GBPwYig
✅ An #ArmedCitizen saved multiple lives last night in #OKC. We hope this serves as a wake-up call for @GovMaryFallin, who just two weeks ago vetoed a constitutional carry bill. Just another example of how the best way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. #2A pic.twitter.com/kPRjpiyeow
— NRA (@NRA) May 25, 2018
I am VERY displeased with KFOR's Mike Morgan telling people to get in their cars when the tornado was coming. Have you not learned anything?
— Andrew Gorton WTOC (@AndrewGortonWx) June 1, 2013
Need to be a long-time Sooner football fan to appreciate.
— Greg Karnes (@realGregKarnes) February 22, 2020
Video taken 2 1/2 years ago in a friend's kitchen.
Former Sooner broadcaster John "Disco" Brooks & Marcus Dupree.
Also cameo by former Sooner/Sam Bradford's dad, Kent, & former Mayor Mick Cornett. pic.twitter.com/f5VZKxuvsm
Make The University of Oklahoma Great Again!
(Let us return to the time before the “Loudmouth Communist Snowflakes” and the less than competent financial administrators arrived on campus)
At the University of Oklahoma, the researchers found there were nearly nine registered Democrats for every one Republican on the faculty, and faculty gave $2 in campaign contributions to Democrats for every $1 given to Republicanshttps://t.co/l4Pzb3b5Q9
— Greg Karnes (@realGregKarnes) February 2, 2020
Close the Confucius Institute at the University of Oklahoma. As Sen. James Lankford recently noted, “the Confucius Institutes are directly funded and overseen by the Communist Party of China.”https://t.co/xDjRlNALM2
— Greg Karnes (@realGregKarnes) May 9, 2020
Sadly, the University of Oklahoma is becoming a hotbed of Communist snowflakes.
— Greg Karnes (@realGregKarnes) September 27, 2019
Perhaps someday we can rebuild the University back to something that the football team can be proud of! https://t.co/Y0DrXXyUjN via @OUDaily
Looks to me some government employee violated the law. pic.twitter.com/5zOuXd8aei
— Mark Sharpton (@MarkSharpton) February 23, 2020
Pledge of Allegiance removed from OU undergraduate congressional agenda.
— Greg Karnes (@realGregKarnes) September 27, 2019
Student Philip Aldridge seems to have nailed it.https://t.co/DEtZId6xmP
I probably should have suspected that the culprit was an out-of-stater! https://t.co/jS8BmeZvFT
— Greg Karnes (@realGregKarnes) November 27, 2019
ODELL BECKHAM JR.
NOVEMBER 23, 2014
GREATEST CATCH EVER ??
RUSSELL WESTBROOK
FEBRUARY 16, 2015
NBA ALL STAR GAME MVP
41 POINTS
3RD MOST EVER SCORED
OU SOONER - SAMAJE PERINE
NOVEMBER 22, 2014
427 RUSHING YARDS
MOST EVER BY A COLLEGE RUNNING BACK
Top 10
Taxpayer Enemies
Those Individuals Or Groups Most Intent On Penalizing Success & Achievement & Desiring A Return To The Days Of Low Economic Growth During The Jimmy Carter/Barry Obama - "Sleepy Joe" Biden Era
(in order, as of today)
“Since this is an era when many people are concerned about ‘fairness’ and ‘social justice,’ what is your ‘fair share’ of what someone else has worked for?”
— Thomas Sowell (@ThomasSowell) January 8, 2019
One of the sad signs of our times is that we have demonized those who produce, subsidized those who refuse to produce, and canonized those who complain.
— Thomas Sowell (@ThomasSowell) November 20, 2019
The Caracas Caucus
(the Top 10 “Americans” who seem most hell-bent on destroying our jobs & economy in order to advance the cause of centralized government control over our lives and private businesses to the point where we are forced to surrender our individual liberties to the state)
I am not sure that Bolshevik Bernie truly understands America.
— Greg Karnes (@realGregKarnes) February 24, 2020
Some people simply have bigger dreams than merely possessing a Medicare card & Communism will stifle their dreams.https://t.co/kaPCDo4fOw
The Terrorist Caucus
Those Individuals Or Groups Who
Come Across To Me As Ambivalent Towards Islamic
Terror Activities
The “Soft On Crime” Caucus
The Top 10 Individuals Or Groups Who
Come Across To Me As Coddling The Criminal Element At The Expense Of The Public Safety Of Law-Abiding Citizens
The “Ugly” Caucus
The Top 10 Individuals On The Taxpayer Payroll That Strike Me As Being Just As Unattractive On The Inside As They Are On The Outside.
LOWER TAXES
=
HIGHER GOVERNMENT REVENUE
Richest 1,409 taxpayers pay more tax than bottom 70 MILLION... (yet some still claim the wealthy do not pay their "fair share" ... Individual income taxes are the federal government’s single biggest revenue source. https://t.co/gSY4KGxrZ4 via @BloombergQuint
— Greg Karnes (@realGregKarnes) October 15, 2018
Quote from the book The Quest for Cosmic Justice: https://t.co/1wgE6ibAu1 pic.twitter.com/jo5oz7qqWb
— Thomas Sowell (@ThomasSowell) March 5, 2019
Now, this is what I would call inhumane! pic.twitter.com/fsT8sjvQNM
— Greg Karnes (@realGregKarnes) March 28, 2019
Had the honor of meeting "The Lone Survivor" Marcus Luttrell a few years back. Thankful for him & everybody that serves/protects our freedom pic.twitter.com/6M5oy7c4KL
— Baker Mayfield (@baker_mayfield6) May 29, 2017
Wrong Again: 50 Years of Failed Eco-pocalyptic Predictions.
— Greg Karnes (@realGregKarnes) September 19, 2019
After years of deceit, shouldn't intelligent people view a bartender/congresswoman's admonitions with cynicism?
https://t.co/9eBenwQszG
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